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Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Reply sent a few hours later

[turnsthewheels]

NOT A SINGLE WORD OF THAT MADE REMOTELY ANY SENSE.

[aggravating]

[Hope you enjoyed some Vanilla Ice bro C:]

Matter of opinion, actually.

Taking that as a no on Hulk boning, then?

[turnsthewheels]

[He did not.]

I don't even know who or what that is, and I'm busy with other things than boning.

Who is this?

[aggravating]

Call me the Siren's Port Gossip Hound.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS SURVEY.

FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION, YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A FOUR DAY SUBSCRIPTION TO SITUATIONS THAT CAN BE DRASTICALLY IMPROVED WITH A LITTLE BONING.

[turnsthewheels]

I don't want any!

[aggravating]

[Sorry bro c:

Unless you keep marking them as spam, those are gonna keep popping up every few hours.

ENJOY!]

[turnsthewheels]

[YOU AREN'T THE FIRST RED MECHANICAL HERO HE'S DESTROYED]

[...it takes a day or two for him to figure out the spam filter.]

[aggravating]

[NO BUT HE'D BE THE SEXIEST.

Uh.

Not that you're going to destroy him. He's too cool for that.

C: mission accomplished.]

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

[turnsthewheels]

Y

[edge_of_nothing]

> :D
> We hope to see you there!
> And don't forget to wear a costume!